咔哒，咔哒，嘎嘎到学校!

咔哒，咔哒，嘎嘎到学校!故事开始时，农民布朗收到了Dinklemeyer小学的邀请，带着他的动物参加学校第二天的农场日午餐。当奶牛听到这个消息时，他们“跺着脚，噔噔地，哞，哞!”但是农民布朗告诉他们，“学校很安静. ...“没有砰砰声;没有跺脚;不许哞哞叫。”当鸡听到这个消息时，也会发生类似的事情:“它们拍手叫好，咯咯地叫，咯咯地叫!”但是农民布朗说:“学校很严肃……没有掌声; no snapping; and no cluck, cluck clucking," and so on with all the other animals. Except for Duck, who's meditating when Farmer Brown tells him simply, "Don't be so Duck-y." The animals are all prepared for a quiet visit, but just as they arrive recess starts and the kids pour out of the schoolhouse and go wild on the playground, so the animals join in and let loose. Then Duck sneaks into the principal's office and makes up some new rules of his own, which are more reasonable and relevant than the farmer's, including "Be kind," "Be Safe," "Respect one another," and of course, "Don't eat paste."