为Diffendoofer天万岁!

Diffendoofer学校是一个标新立异的学院。“气动教听力,小姐/摆动教闻小姐,小姐/无聊的教授笑了,/和诡辩小姐教大喊大叫。”Students are taught how to tell a cactus from a cow, tie knots in noodles, saddle a lizard, and use their melons to the utmost--namely, to think, and think fresh. School principal Mr. Lowe announces the grim news that students must take a standardized test and that if they do poorly, their school "will be torn down, / And you will have to go to school / In dreary Flobbertown," where the school is a totalitarian, conformist institution.

Diffendoofers以来鼓励认为,他们的王牌测试和带出旧学校的歌:“你gribbulous,你grobbulous, /我们一天比一天更爱你。/你在学校我们珍惜和不断崇拜。”The afterword includes Seuss's original sketches and a history of the project.