亚历山大(2005)

亚历山大大帝的人;亚历山大这部电影不是。可怕地坏,一个真正的列四十节堆积的比例,三方正碰坏写作,糟糕的表演,和坏的方向。电影的一个值得注意的部分是战争场面。编剧/导演奥利弗•斯通可以上演一场战斗。波斯和印度士兵的战斗是惊人的和马之间的对抗,elephant-riders是例外。但是其余的电影是可怕的,一堆乱七八糟的旧车换现金脚本在一堆乱七八糟的口音。已经够糟糕了的希腊士兵对演员说话的时候自己的苏格兰毛刺。甚至更糟的是当罗克珊(罗萨里奥道森),妻子从巴克特里亚亚历山大选择,使用的人造通用外国发音通常留给本地女子在1940年的b级片热带岛屿。她看到他Hephaestion带领(Jared勒托)和嘘声“你爱chhHEEEM ! !”

口音可能在的地方,但是经典的漫画的风格。对话是可怕的。没有人能让这些线听起来可信:“你绝不能混淆你的感情与你的职责!”"Your life hangs in the balance!" "You can run to the ends of the earth, you coward, but you will never run far enough!" "We are most alone when we are with the myths." "It was here that Alexander made one of his most mysterious decisions." "They forgive you because you make them proud of themselves!" "What have I done to make you hate me so?" "You're a king -- act like one!" Perhaps most disappointing of all is that there is not one performance with any authenticity or appeal. Even Farrell and Jolie lose all sense of perspective and resort to snorts and eye-rolling histrionics.